This is not an illusion

Took this picture while driving by in the car....which is why its so uncentered and blurry.

If you'll notice the price sign on the right side of the picture...Yeah...that's right! $4.79!!!! At a Rotten Robbie on Stevens Creek.

First thing that comes to mind....

I live: my own life…nobody else’s.
I work: 6 days a week….its getting a little old.
I think: that I need to get a new job…or maybe 2.
I smell: clean….can’t wear perfume when I massage.
I listen: to my gut……literally. When it speaks, I must be hungry!
I hide: from annoying customers at work.
I walk: when I cannot ride.
I write: blogs…whenever something funny or interesting happens to me.
I see: my life going in the right direction, its just taking a little while to get there.
I sing: in the car…..and sometimes in the shower.
I can: be responsible for my own happiness.
I watch: mindless television sometimes…and then feel guilty about it.
I daydream: about lying on the beach in Canada every day.
I fall: in love all over again when Casey makes me laugh.
I want: gas prices to go down.
I cry: when I’m on my period....its pretty much a given that I will every month.
I read: books by Jodi Picoult….I have a hard time putting them down sometimes.
I love: to paint.
I rode: a pony in Stanley Park when I was younger.
I sometimes: wish that my hair was curly, or wavy….anything other than straight.
I fear: not being successful with my career.
I hope: to be married and have a child in 5 years.
I eat: chocolate…..even though I try to be healthy….chocolate is my weakness.
I drink: Malibu and diet….another one of my weaknesses.
I play: music and movies LOUD… Casey thinks I’m deaf.
I miss: friends from P’ville.
I forgive: when the friendship is more important than a petty mistake/misunderstanding.
I drive: a white BMW.
I lost: weight! Yeah! 20lbs in 2 ½ months!
I dream: about the perfect wedding, perfect house and perfect family.
I kiss: with my eyes closed.
I hug: people who need to feel loved or thanked.
I have: the best family and friends.
I remember: very few things……my memory loss is starting to scare me.
I don't: understand why people don’t take better care of themselves sometimes.
I believe: in a god, but don’t care which one. Organized religion is just not for me.
I owe: my parents a lot.
I know: that I have been very fortunate and lucky in life.
I hate: the word hate, it’s such a strong word.
I wish: that money was not such a big deal in life.
Maybe I should: go back to school soon.
People would say that I'm: a caring human being, I think.
I don't understand: people who want to be lonely and miserable. Life’s too short!
Life if full of: ups and downs. It’s how we get up after those downs that make us the person we are.
My past is: my past….I really don’t have any regrets, it would just bum me out if I did.
I get annoyed when: people are disrespectful and only think about themselves.
Parties are: cool, wish I was invited to them more often.
Tomorrow: I am going shopping with the girls.
When I was younger, I: loved getting dirty and playing with my brother.
When I'm nervous: I fidget with my jewelry.
When I was 5: I was probably having a really good time….
My life is not complete without: Casey.
If you visit my hometown: you’ll wonder why I left.
I once dreamt that: I would be a famous artist……who knows.!?
The world could do without: so many things, that I have no idea where to begin.
If I ever go back to school: I will definitely enjoy it, because I will be learning something important.

Mystery Water

Its amazing the type of trash that people will leave around the store at work. I'll walk around and find coffees, water bottles, gatorade, popsicle sticks, empty soda cans, candy wrappers etc. Thanks for letting me clean up after you!!!

Well, today, Jeff found an Ethos water bottle on the ground that was absolutely full...nobody had even opened it yet. There was no one around the abandoned bottle, so he obviously thought it was trash and threw it away.

The man and woman that I had just wrang up and left, walked back into the store looking for something. Turns out that was their water bottle.

Man: We are looking for a water bottle that we just left in here.
Me: Oh, yeah he just threw that away.
Man: Where?
Me: Umm...in the trash? (But figuring that he wanted me to go fish it out for him, I told him I would go check the breakroom.)

Turns out Jeff had emptied the water into the sink and then thrown the bottle away, so it was gonzo.

Me: Yeah, he threw it away in the breakroom.
Man: FUCK!
Me: Sorry!?

WTF man? What was so special about this water that he was in a frantic frenzy over it? It made me wonder if there was something particularly special about this H2O that made him pissed when he realized it was gone...

Did it contain a special powder formulation?
Did it have someone's DNA inside?
Is he on a special diet or taking particular medication where he needed this water right away?
Were they using that particular bottle for an art project?

They sell water at local grocery stores....so when he got so upset over the fact that his precious water had disappeared.....seemed to me like that was no ordinary water!?

Successful

Well, last night was successful. Sold 4 pieces, so my mission was accomplished. I really just hoped that I would make enough money to cover my expenses for putting on the show, and I DID!

Thanks to all who came out to support me! It was great to see you there!

Really?

Found this in Shoe Pavilion.....Hope I don't have to explain how funny this is.

Yes, those are Nascar shoes