Digital Shorts.....always good for a laugh. Don't know why I find this so funny........I've even had this song stuck in my head at work! SHY RONNIE!
P.S. Interesing choice of wardrobe for Rihanna!?
Saturday, December 19, 2009
SNL
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
This just made my evening....
As a fan of these old skits, I was completely overjoyed when I realized that they did a new one on the season finale of SNL..... I literally could not stop laughing and now my face hurts.
I love how Tom Hanks just totally goes to town with the whole "I am stupid" bit....
And Burt Reynolds!!!! Yeah!!!! My favorite!
And the classic ending, of course.
I love how Tom Hanks just totally goes to town with the whole "I am stupid" bit....
And Burt Reynolds!!!! Yeah!!!! My favorite!
And the classic ending, of course.
Friday, March 6, 2009
It could be ALOT worse.....
You think you might be having a bad day!? Try reading about some other people's lovely stories.
Allie told me about this website www.fmylife.com
Some of my favorites........
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. --DUDE....that sucks.
Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. 30 minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. --Man....I would feel incredibly awful.
Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said "Accio." Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. --Okay, how sad is this.
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiance. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiance.--GASP!!! This totally sounds like something out of a movie....like Dan In Real Life!
Today, I spent $160 on a spa package for me and my best friend because her boyfriend just broke up with her, and she has been really upset for the past week. Turns out her boyfriend broke up with her because she had been cheating on him. With MY boyfriend. --OUCH
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. --SERIOUSLY.....she's crazy....let her go!
Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight."-- OMG!
Today, 3 days before my wedding day, I found out that my fiance is sleeping with one of my bridesmaids. I just cancelled a $200,000 wedding. I would go into more detail, but I have to help my family (who flew in from Poland, California, and Massachusetts) book flights back home. --This is simply awful.....I cry inside for this poor woman.
Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. -- These are some fucked up parents!
Enjoy......unbelievable what some people go through in this world. C'est La Vie!
Allie told me about this website www.fmylife.com
Some of my favorites........
Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. --DUDE....that sucks.
Today, I was supposed to see an apartment. 30 minutes after I was to meet the owner, she still hadn't shown. I called her. When I got no response, I was annoyed and kept calling. Finally, she answered, said, "I'm in the hospital with my father. He just died. Please stop calling me," and hung up. --Man....I would feel incredibly awful.
Today, I dropped my keys. Not wanting to lean over and pick them up, I pointed at them and said "Accio." Then I realized I had tried to use a Harry Potter spell in real life and in public. --Okay, how sad is this.
Today, I was meeting my sister's fiance. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiance.--GASP!!! This totally sounds like something out of a movie....like Dan In Real Life!
Today, I spent $160 on a spa package for me and my best friend because her boyfriend just broke up with her, and she has been really upset for the past week. Turns out her boyfriend broke up with her because she had been cheating on him. With MY boyfriend. --OUCH
Today, my girlfriend dumped me proclaiming she wanted someone more like her "Edward". I asked her who Edward was. She held up a copy her "Twilight" book. She was talking about a fictional vampire. --SERIOUSLY.....she's crazy....let her go!
Today, my mom : "You and your dad like all the same foods right? Try this for me", she then proceeds to give me a strawberry flavored jelly. I say that it tastes good and ask what she gave me. "It's my new nipple cream, I want to surprise your dad tonight."-- OMG!
Today, 3 days before my wedding day, I found out that my fiance is sleeping with one of my bridesmaids. I just cancelled a $200,000 wedding. I would go into more detail, but I have to help my family (who flew in from Poland, California, and Massachusetts) book flights back home. --This is simply awful.....I cry inside for this poor woman.
Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. -- These are some fucked up parents!
Enjoy......unbelievable what some people go through in this world. C'est La Vie!
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Befuddled with..........people.
First, if you have not already seen or heard about this lovely specimen of a creature, Stephen Fowler, then please, by all means--if you are interested in the human race-- find the Wife Swap episode on YouTube with Stephen Fowler.
It's amazing. This man thinks so highly of himself because he is well-educated, rich, healthy and fit......that he has the right to berate, degrade and insult this woman....this stranger. He is soo rude! And sooo disgustingly arrogant! It is so sad!
Second, there was the customer that came into work today, who had lots of horror stories following her from my co-workers. I couldn't believe my ears!
Are you frickin for real lady? You are no more important than any other person on this earth. You will either wait your turn, or just ask someone else who is free.
It just REALLY irritates me when people think they are all high and mighty....better than you........hot to trot........hot spit.......they think they're the shit.........let's all just get along now shall we?
It's amazing. This man thinks so highly of himself because he is well-educated, rich, healthy and fit......that he has the right to berate, degrade and insult this woman....this stranger. He is soo rude! And sooo disgustingly arrogant! It is so sad!
Second, there was the customer that came into work today, who had lots of horror stories following her from my co-workers. I couldn't believe my ears!
- She bought a pencil. She came back into the store and continued to yell at the employee that sold it to her because it was broken! Yes, Yell and complain!!! Seriously, is there really a need for that? We would gladly give you a new pencil, because we strive for customer service, but your yelling is really unneccessary, and is only going to make us employees hate helping you.
- She came in to purchase various products and after paying, continued to complain that her daughter's student discount which should be 10%, actually came up as 6% on her receipt. Oh, I'm sorry.......I will gladly refund you the .85 cents.
- But this..........this just floored me. I heard from another co-worker about another previous experience with her. He was helping a frame customer, who had a mound of artwork, so clearly he was going to take a while. This lovely specimen of a lady came in through the door and saw him, stating......." oh you have helped me before. Can you help me find something on the floor now?" Being the professional that he is, he replied "I actually am with a customer at the moment (which she clearly saw, but obviously didn't care)....so one of the other associates will be glad to help you."
Are you frickin for real lady? You are no more important than any other person on this earth. You will either wait your turn, or just ask someone else who is free.
It just REALLY irritates me when people think they are all high and mighty....better than you........hot to trot........hot spit.......they think they're the shit.........let's all just get along now shall we?
A liquid dinner
Yes.........this bowl of yummy healthy goodness became my dinner...... After the wonder of the Jack La Lanne Juicer.I received this wonderful gift a couple years ago, and after it sitting in the garage for so long, I thought about bringing it out again for some healthy meals.
I used so much food that I had to use 2 glasses! I know it probably doesn't look appetizing, but after stirring/shaking a little, it tastes oh so good!
So there you go......one humongous fruit and veggie glass.1 papaya
1 mango
1 orange
1 round pineapple slice
1 kiwi
1 handful of grapes
1 handful of broccoli
2 large carrots
1 apple
SUPER JUICE!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
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